A Brief History of All Things Us

It all started with a dream. The dream of a doe-eyed, baby faced adolescent boy who aspired to one day share his love of all things hairy with the world through a mediocre mustache based magazine. One etymology project, four staff members, and five days later, Handlebar Magazine was born. So sit back and shave your worries for later. It's time for the hairy truth.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

One Reader: 'Ol Daddio

I feel a little bad writing this, because my mom was the one who taught me to read. She bounced me on her knee for hours as I whined and complained about dogs picking up sticks and how much I hated that stupid semantics book. But, as late-night sitcoms and inspirational placards have taught me, I will never fully appreciate my mother until I have children of my own, haunting me with bad childhood karma. Moving on.

My dad was a total nerd as a kid. Growing up with three older sisters, he usually just retreated to his room and read comic books after school. He had a small group of close, intimate friends--he cared more about the people than the noise. Just like me.

Growing up, my dad and I bonded over weird, quirky things--the latest episode of Spongebob, trips to Menard's, our hatred of tomatoes--but most of all, books. It was the one toy I was almost never denied; it was the one thing I was never ordered to put down in lieu of chores.

When my second-cousin Harrison graduated from high school, my family drove to the outskirts of Chicago to wish him well. It was extended family--but family we held dearly, family that accompanied my cousins and I on our summer camping trips. I winced my way through cupcakes and streamers until the sun set and the people that mattered came inside. We laughed and talked and asked questions for hours until I dreamily stumbled downstairs. I picked up my waterlogged SOLO cup, and beneath, discovered a coffee table book: some arduous picture show about the history of Stonehenge or something. Two hours later, my mom came downstairs.

"Where were you? We've been looking for you everywhere."

I shrugged. "I dunno. Here."

She shook her head, smiled, pressed her lips together. "You're so much like your father."

It was a few years later when I was sitting in the dining room, trying, and failing, to come up with some sort of point about how Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman made me feel. I had liked the play, a lot, and there was some inchoate point I had in mind. And, as usual, I awkwardly danced around it for hours.

My dad walked to the refrigerator and saw me sitting there--chair tipped back, hands in my hair, casualties of rough drafts scattered on the floor.

"What's up?"

"Nothing. I'm just trying to write this paper for Miller's class. I just can't write anything--I--I know what I want to say and I can't say it."

Having no knowledge of the plot, he patiently asked me a few questions, tapped the door frame, and left. He returned in a few minutes with a worn-out Bible, pages opened to a verse circled in pen.

"I don't know. Maybe this'll help you."

And there it was: a thesis statement in red letters.

There's something about books that fostered a natural rapport with my father--a mysterious, casual bond that always went without saying. I love that my dad has boxes of old books in our attic, even though he doesn't need them anymore. I love that my dad has forgiven me for slowly acquiring the Calvin and Hobbes collection I got him for Christmas. I love that my dad never forced reading on me, but willingly entertained my obsessions with Lemony Snicket and The Guardians of Gahoole. I love that my dad constantly chides about how I'll be sleeping in our basement, but still encourages me to write.

Because there's a natural curiosity and sense of discovery fathers and daughters share--learning how to ride a bike, watching someone shave--that's gentle, sacred, and hidden somewhere inconspicuous. And for me, it's nestled in the pages of a book.

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